Rosie’s Victory for God

If you’ve booked a birth on Rosie’s gay and lesbian family cruise this summer, don’t expect to spend any time on Bermuda’s beaches. Wondering why Rosie decided to steer clear of the island nation? Evidently protestors picketed last year’s cruise and were harsh enough to bring children on board to tears. This brings up another question: why would they care? Does Bermuda hate gays?

Yes. Evidently, whole churches have been praying to keep Rosie and her boat of same-sex families out of their area. I suppose they think that they might catch homosexuality or something. Christian organization United by Faith exclaimed that the cancellation of the cruise stop was a “victory for god.” Because of course God would never want children raised by loving, committed parents to enjoy Bermuda’s white sand beaches. Oh yes, the stupidity. I think Rosie did the right thing not stopping in Bermuda. Why would they want to add tourism dollars to such a horridly close-minded place? I say take your money and your families to some place that appreciates them. Forget Bermuda, it probably stinks of fish and Christians anyway.