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So have you seen the so-called “suggestive” pictures of Miley Cyrus that have surfaced online? She was captured on film passing a piece of licorice to a friend - with her teeth. And since it was a female friend, the pervs decided to make something of it.

Her story? She was just having some sleepover fun. Anyone who’s been to a slumber party knows that you do some stupid stuff. And Miley is in this for fun.

She said, “What I decided before I came out to L.A. and started working was the minute I didn’t have fun was the minute I go home. I don’t want to go home, and I don’t want to not do what I do, because I love it, but this…it’s Satan attacking.”

Parents everywhere let out a collective sigh of relief that their daughters will still have a non-bisexual, non-pregnant role model.