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Unless you’re going to a Halloween party or going trick or treating, black lipstick is just not that flattering on many people. And I’m sort of wondering whether her eyebrows were lightened or if it’s just the contrast with the lips but for sure, Lily Allen is one hot mess with this Goth look of hers.

The singer unleashed her inner Goth at the Luella fashion show in London this week. I guess she’s styling herself according to her mood. It’s not a good thing girl. You better get yourself together before I go over there and whip your butt.

And she wants everyone to be convinved that she’s such a good mother. Oh wait, maybe she can teach them what kind of girl to stay away from when they grow up.

Britney Spears headed out for some fun Friday night and was wrapped in a long coat. As the night went by, she slowly peeled away layer after layer of clothing. By the end of the night, she was down to a little red shirt that was practically falling off.

At least she kept her pants on and her legs closed!

Who said that you can only wear a wedding dress once and just for walking down the aisle? That may be the general rule but we’re all aware that when it comes to Britney Spears, there are no rules. People is reporting that the pop wreck was seen wearing her wedding dress from her walk down the aisle with KFed while she was shopping for a new car with her pap friend.

Brit and her boy toy dropped by a Mercedes-Benz dealership so that the photographer can check out some new wheels and finally get rid of his rental car. A sales associate said that Brit was quiet and did not appear that she would be buying a car. It’s a miracle! She has a brain!

All kids look away. Adults do not let children read this paragraph.

Do you remember the pivoting moment that changed you from an innocent child that believed in Father Christmas to a cynical adult who looks at Christmas as an expensive and stressful time of year? Well actress Halle Berry certainly does.

The stunning Catwoman star discovered Santa wasn’t real by catching her mother eating the cookies; cookies that she had baked herself with the tubby legend in mind.

Halle said: “The day I saw my mum eating the Santa cookies on the plate was one of the most horrific days of my life. I never let her forget it. I had at least three more good years that I could have believed had she not been so careless.”

So mothers and fathers beware…the kids will hold a grudge if you are too careless.

So, are you worried that the Golden Globe’s won’t take place because of the writer’s strike? Not if Alec Baldwin can help it.

Alec has graciously offered to let everyone hang out in his apartment for the show. Remember he is up for a Golden Globe for his show 30 Rock.

On the menu for the gala? “Tuna salad, whitefish salad, egg salad…potato salad, macaroni salad, coleslaw…wine or Amstel.”

He says, “A quick Red Carpet, hosted by Radioman, will be held at the parking lot of Tavern on the Green before we are all shuttled to my apartment building. ‘Round…5:30-ish? Sound okay?”

He goes on, “Looking forward to seeing you all on January 13th at my place.”

Can’t speak for everyone, but I, for one, will be there. I can’t turn down a good egg salad sandwich.

When you look at Amy Winehouse the last thing you think of is fashion. With a string of troubles including drugs, bulimia and a jailed hubby you are more likely to think of a walking disaster area.

Unless of course your name is Karl Lagerfield. The top designer thinks that the singer is his new muse; even going as far as to compare her with sixties French actress Bridget Bardot.

To prove it the new line (ahem) by the designer is totally dedicated to the beehive queen.

Karl said of the singer: “She is a beautiful, gifted artist. And I very much like her hairdo. I took it as an inspiration. Because, in fact, it was also Brigitte Bardot’s hairdo in the late Fifties and Sixties. And now Amy has made it her own style.

“So, when I saw her, I knew it was the right moment. Amy . . . she is the new Brigitte.”

It isn’t every day that you can get the President of the United States on the line. But that’s just what Ellen did when she had Jenna Bush as a guest on her Wednesday show. The show was actually taped on Tuesday.Ellen prodded Jenna into calling her parents live from the show taping. She asked if Jenna could get her parents on the phone at any time. Jenna responded that she usually called in the morning or evening when she knew they would both be home.

Carefully covering the phone so no one can see the private number, Jenna finally agrees to call her parents. She jokingly says, “I’m not going to get anything I asked for for Christmas.”

Jenna finally gets through to First Lady Laura Bush. After talking to her for a moment, Jenna gets to talk to her father. The President comes to the phone, and his daughter says, “This is the Ellen Degeneres Show”.

Though surprised, he willingly talks to them both.

Will Smith is trying to look modest. He recently declared to the press that he doesn’t find himself too talented. He only feels he has a bit of talent but he puts so much work into it that it seems like it’s a lot.

Starts always try to make affirmations like that and try to look all glamorous and common. But the truth is that no matter how hard they would try they will never convince ant of us they are and behave like the rest of the world. What he calls work others would call it dream come true, where he complains he is working too hard, others would breath at ease they can finally take a break from their effortful job and do something with their minds for a change.

It seems she just can’t learn her lesson. In past months Britney Spears has been involved in countless driving incidents including running a red light, driving over a policeman’s foot; and recently she was banned from having her kids in the car with her when she was driving. But all this obviously isn’t enough to turn the pop star into the model driver.

In a move sure to prevent the ruling about her kids being overturned, Miss Spears was caught on camera by Hollywood TV sending a text on her mobile phone whilst driving. Now you would think that as a big celeb; used to being followed by the press, Britney would think twice about misbehaving and getting away with it. Doesn’t she know by now the paparazzi have a way of seeing everything?

Britney, honey, hire a chauffeur or something. You really oughtn’t to be on the roads.

It’s funny I think “exhaustion” is an affliction that only Hollywood people get, because I don’t know any normal people who have ever been hospitalized for exhaustion. Let’s also keep in mind that these people are extremely pampered and get paid huge sums of money to do little to nothing. They all eat very well and they even do not shoot under the burning sun, they have the best luxuries that even some other millionaires would never feel like using, they get the best hotels, best dresses and they are never made to work hard to the extent of exhaustion. They work for months but it shifts, like if they are working in the wee hours of the morning then they will not be asked to shoot in the night again. Have to seen or rather read the diva request that Jennifer Lopez and Rihanna make when they are to perform at a venue, the reps and staff reach that hotel before hand and hand them a list of requirements to tea time, wake up time, sea food and the list goes on and on. So exhaustion is really not the case and drugs overdose is the only thing that’s made her to go to the hospital.

Unlucky at love singer/actress Jessica Simpson has expressed interest in finding a man from Boston. “I think Boston has cute boys,” she tells Extra. “I need a Boston man. A Boston man is closest to a Southern man, I believe.” I’m not a big fan, but at least she has enough sense to stay out of trouble and take advantage of the opportunities she gets. Her singing/movie career ain’t happening, but she makes her money selling the shoes, swimwear, extensions and Proctiv. Unlike some of colleagues, she seems to understand this is not gonna last forever and she needs to strike while the iron is hot. So while everybody else is going to court/jail/or rehab, she is going to the bank. Look at the others that are singers just like her from Amy to Britney all are either druggies or jail bound or in courts fighting for custody. At least the same cannot be said for Jessica, she is out there doing her stuff and that’s the best way to live a life.

Being pregnant is not something that would stop any expecting mommy from having fun on Halloween. Christina Aguilera is prime example of that when she came out to party as a Spider Queen with her husband dressing up as Count Dracula.
Christina and her record label exec hubby Jordan Bratman dressed their spookiest for a Halloween Party at Hyde Night Club in Hollywood on Wednesday. Christina wore a spider hat, a cape and even had a sparkly spider web design which emphasized her baby bump.

The singer is reportedly due with her first child this January which would mean that she’s already in her last trimester of pregnancy.

The girls have definitely grown up. They are now way past wearing spandex and cheesy outfits because they are trading up. For their upcoming world tour, the Spice Girls are going from track suits to couture creations.

The girl group have commissioned fashion big wig Roberto Cavalli to develop a new look for them and to create the outfits for the tour. Can you say diva-fied?

Cavalli is best known for his outlandish and extravagant outfits. Incidentally enough, he also happens to be a personal favourite of Posh Spice Victoria Beckham. But his name and talent comes at a price. The budget for the new looks: $4 million.

Jeez Man, I never thought that some of these chaps in Hollywood had a heart, I thought they only had a big mouth. It looks like it pays to be a homeless these days! I would think a nice clean pair of underwear, Trousers, shirts, socks, and a comfortable pair of shoes would have been appreciated as the high dollar duds he got. And you never give a person who’s used to living on the streets some cash. Who did you do all this for Collin? Were you trying to impress some person you have to do business with later or did you have your heart in it, we’ll probably never know but that man is a lucky guy and he must be astonished as well. I MEAN I BELIEVE IN CHARITY, BUT IF THE STREET PERSON YOU HELP THE FIRST TIME IS STILL A STREET PERSON THE NEXT TIME YOU VISIT HIS CITY….WELL DOES THIS TELL YOU SOMETHING?

Spears’ is Trailor Park Trash. Just like Anna Nicole. She is nasty, fat and dumb. Before you go on TV you have to have your program air tight. Justin Timberlake got off on his special. That is what an entertainer has to do to be on top. BRIT-TRASH was awful. She was fat and should not have worn that outfit. That outfit wanted to throw up with all that fat sloshing around in it. And she could never sing. She can’t touch Christina as far as singing goes. White America wanted a Great White Hope. They ended up with a Great White HO. Brit-Thrash is finished. Somebody please take those kids before they get submerged in a tub of hot water. As For Timbaland, this a** hole just can’t get over petty things and can’t understand the state of mind Britney is in right and he’s yanking for an apology, someone just come and hit in the head twice so get out of this stupid – asking for apology syndrome.

Actress Demi Moore has blasted Hollywood for its ageist culture, insisting the best roles are offered to stars under the age of 40. Demi! You are over the hill! Why did you spend $440,000 on cosmetic surgery? It’s not how old you are. And not how old you look. And you look like a piece of leather, real stiff. Demi, you never were a really good actor, maybe that’s why you don’t have any good parts coming your way. What does she want now after being given so many opportunities, she acted and she’s proved at least to others that she can’t act. She needs to sit and watch some of her movies from a critics angle and then judge her performances for herself and then if she’s even half true to herself she’ll never come out and say that there are no roles for her or no ones giving her the chance to act in the movies. There are a lot many actresses well beyond 40 years of age and yet they have performed so well for the role that they are given which goes on to fetch them Oscar nominations, bet you can’t do that.

I think, concerning Chris Tucker, we should live him alone. For the man got to do the right thing. I would be doing the same things that he is doing today and if I had the kind of money and fame that he has I would walk up to him and ask him for some advice on how to splurge my money. I do buy an Airplane just like John Travolta has and have fun on the Caribbean beaches. But the one thing I certainly won’t be indulging in is drugs coz that’s a no no whether a celebrity or not. You know what? In this Life, every level has it own expenses. So, to make the long story short: The BROTHER GOTTA MOVE ON MEN! YOU GO BRO, DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO. Because, this money is yours and beside that, it’s clean. We back you up; in the pick-nick, in the shower even in Rush Hour 4. We Love you Brother. You will always be that brother for us. And do not worry at all to make your dreams cometh forth. Too much of bro stuff, so you can cut that bro thing and the rest is fine.

China is so crowded these days; it can’t even squeeze in one more Rush Hour.
Government officials said Tuesday that Rush Hour 3, starring stuntman extraordinaire Jackie Chan, will not be screened in mainland China, where the 53-year-old Hong Kong-born actor is considered a national treasure. I love Jackie! He seems like such a sweetheart and so respectable, and I know he went a long way to get here. China is very strict on issues related to the country’s image, I am not surprised, but I’m sure that it was not a means of disrespecting Jackie. What ever is the stance in China it will hardly effect the movie else where in the world. We are all fans of Jackie and that funny chap Chris Tucker, they have done a fantastic job the previous two installments and I am sure that this one will be even better. If the movie is not getting released in China then good, cos he has humongous number of fans in China as well and they all will be buying pirated CD’s and DVD’s of the movie to watch him in action and do those money jumping kind of action stunts.

Australian singer/actress Natalie Imbruglia has been dropped from her role as spokesmodel for cosmetics giant L’Oreal. The stunning Torn hitmaker, 32, signed a $200,000 deal in early 2002 to appear in TV and print advertisements for the beauty company, uttering the famous slogan, “Because I’m worth it.” She says, “Apparently I’m not worth it anymore. (The slogan) is so funny. Saying it is ridiculous. You really have to get in character. $200,000 for five years is roughly $40,000 year, that’s something many people earn without having to smile without feeling so inside. Then at least she’s definitely ‘worth it’ and even more. With the money these celebs are used to spending, $200,000 for five years do not be enough to wash their dishes. If she thinks she’s good enough to stay with the competition then she need not worry about the loss of the deal, there might be a better deal right around the corner waiting for her.

It’s been quite a while since we heard anything out of Britney Spears. I personally was hoping she was taking her time in rehab to do some soul searching. My hopes were dashed, however, when I read excerpts from some faux interviews she gave over the weekend to paparazzi. She finally broke the silence, yes, but with a completely sarcastic Valley Girl routine and a string of outlandish babble. Don’t believe me? Here is the diva in her own words, commenting on what I can assume she considers slanderous material in magazines: “also, on the USA Today, cause always believe everything you read, it said that you know, like, I was drinking all the time. And like, it was so right. It was so true. I mean, oh my God, it was so right.”

If she wasn’t drinking before, I would consider her completely smashed now. If there was ever a girl who needed a mother it is this one. This poor child is seriously in need of some adult advice, and she seems to get so little. Every time she appeared in public this weekend it was to sport and new outfit. It’s as if Britney doesn’t know who Britney is, and is cracking into different people. I wish I could find it funny, but it just comes across as sad.