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		<title>Piers Morgan has revealed he was mistaken for a sex tourist while on a trip to Shanghai</title>
		<link>http://www.newchatter.com/2009/11/02/piers-morgan-has-revealed-he-was-mistaken-for-a-sex-tourist-while-on-a-trip-to-shanghai/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 02:34:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sara</dc:creator>
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Piers Morgan has revealed he was mistaken for a sex tourist while on a trip to Shanghai.
The 44-year-old, who is a judge on America&#8217;s Got Talent and the UK version as well, told how he went to sign autographs for two female &#8216;fans&#8217; and found out that they were offering sex for £17.
He said that [...]]]></description>
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<p>Piers Morgan has revealed he was mistaken for a sex tourist while on a trip to Shanghai.</p>
<p>The 44-year-old, who is a judge on America&#8217;s Got Talent and the UK version as well, told how he went to sign autographs for two female &#8216;fans&#8217; and found out that they were offering sex for £17.</p>
<p>He said that they asked him: &#8220;You American? You like take us back to your room? Only 200 yuan each. Good price!&#8221;</p>
<p>Morgan admitted that he declined the girls&#8217; offer even though they were &#8220;going cheap&#8221;.</p>
<p>The former newspaper editor is currently on UK TV screens as he is hosting his new series Piers Morgan&#8217;s Life Stories where he chats to celebrities about their lives.</p>
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		<title>Dancing With The Stars contestant Kelly Osbourne says the show has given her insomnia</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 23:26:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sara</dc:creator>
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Dancing With The Stars contestant Kelly Osbourne has revealed the show has given her insomnia.
Kelly, 24, recently made her debut on the American TV show and she admitted she just can&#8217;t get to sleep as her routines are constantly playing on her mind.
She wrote on Twitter: &#8220;I can&#8217;t sleep, keep going over samba steps in [...]]]></description>
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<p>Dancing With The Stars contestant Kelly Osbourne has revealed the show has given her insomnia.</p>
<p>Kelly, 24, recently made her debut on the American TV show and she admitted she just can&#8217;t get to sleep as her routines are constantly playing on her mind.</p>
<p>She wrote on Twitter: &#8220;I can&#8217;t sleep, keep going over samba steps in my head!&#8221;</p>
<p>Kelly made her debut on the show with an &#8220;impeccable&#8221; waltz that brought her mum Sharon to tears. However, her second-week dance did not receive such rave reviews and she was awarded less flattering scores.</p>
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		<title>Movie hardman Jason Statham claims his mum is tougher than he is</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 15:51:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sara</dc:creator>
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Movie hardman Jason Statham shows off his six-pack on the cover of a US magazine – but claims his mum is tougher than he is.
The Brit actor admits he knows some “lethal tricks” but reckons his mum could be deadly with her frying pan.
Statham said: “People do wonder if I could kill somebody. I know [...]]]></description>
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<p>Movie hardman Jason Statham shows off his six-pack on the cover of a US magazine – but claims his mum is tougher than he is.</p>
<p>The Brit actor admits he knows some “lethal tricks” but reckons his mum could be deadly with her frying pan.</p>
<p>Statham said: “People do wonder if I could kill somebody. I know my mum could because she’s really good with a frying pan. Actually, the thought of it makes me rather queasy.</p>
<p>“But I know some lethal tricks.</p>
<p>“I could show a girl how to put a stranglehold on a guy and, basically, stop his blood supply.</p>
<p>“You pass out and the next thing you know, as we say in London, ‘You’re brown bread.’”</p>
<p>Statham also is relieved thugs don’t try to pick fights with him to see how tough he really is.</p>
<p>He said: “People don’t tend to test me on that kind of thing. Thank God, because the last thing I want is a punch-up every time I go out for a nice sociable drink.</p>
<p>“I try to stay away from pubs that are frequented by hooligans.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>George Clooney denies he is dead</title>
		<link>http://www.newchatter.com/2009/06/30/george-clooney-denies-he-is-dead/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:21:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sara</dc:creator>
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George Clooney has been forced to deny reports he had died.
The Ocean&#8217;s Thirteen hunk, 48, became the latest star to fall victim to Internet pranksters who rushed online to spread rumours of his death.
Clooney&#8217;s publicist Stan Rosenfield told celebrity website TMZ.com that he was &#8220;bombarded&#8221; with calls from media outlets after claims of his passing [...]]]></description>
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<p>George Clooney has been forced to deny reports he had died.</p>
<p>The Ocean&#8217;s Thirteen hunk, 48, became the latest star to fall victim to Internet pranksters who rushed online to spread rumours of his death.</p>
<p>Clooney&#8217;s publicist Stan Rosenfield told celebrity website TMZ.com that he was &#8220;bombarded&#8221; with calls from media outlets after claims of his passing began to surface.</p>
<p>He told the site that &#8220;some of Clooney&#8217;s friends… were genuinely shaken by [the] reports.&#8221;</p>
<p>A surge of fake deaths have emerged in the last week, following the genuine deaths of Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson.</p>
<p>Jeff Goldblum was a victim of tricksters after an online stunt insisted he had fallen to his death while filming in New Zealand.</p>
<p>Britney Spears&#8217; representatives also had to confirm the singer was alive after a hacker broke into her Twitter account and sent a message to her two million followers claiming she had died. It was also wrongly rumoured that Pearl Jam frontman Eddie Vedder had passed away.</p>
<p>Source: Splash News</p>
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		<title>Journalist tells Michelle Pfeiffer she has an &#8216;old and decrepit body&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://www.newchatter.com/2009/06/17/journalist-tells-michelle-pfeiffer-she-has-an-old-and-decrepit-body/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 19:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sara</dc:creator>
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Actress Michelle Pfeiffer says she was stunned to be told she had an &#8220;old and decrepit body&#8221; by a foreign journalist.
The actress appeared on the Late Show with David Letterman recently to promote her new movie Cheri, and revealed that while doing press all over the world she is always asked about her age.
&#8220;I&#8217;ve been [...]]]></description>
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<p>Actress Michelle Pfeiffer says she was stunned to be told she had an &#8220;old and decrepit body&#8221; by a foreign journalist.</p>
<p>The actress appeared on the Late Show with David Letterman recently to promote her new movie Cheri, and revealed that while doing press all over the world she is always asked about her age.</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ve been all over, we were in Berlin and we opened the Berlin Film Festival. I got asked a lot of interesting questions. This character is, as they say, coming upon a certain age. I&#8217;m actually 51, so I get a lot of questions about age as it is one of the themes of the movie, an older woman and a younger man.&#8221;</p>
<p>However, the actress says she was left stunned by one exchange with a female journalist.</p>
<p>&#8220;This one woman said, &#8216;So tell me, how does it feel now to have an old and decrepit body?&#8217;. I thought I mustn&#8217;t have understood &#8211; she didn&#8217;t really say that. So I asked her, &#8216;Did you say how does it feel to have an old and decrepit body?&#8217; She said, &#8216;Ja, ja &#8211; how does it feel?&#8217;&#8221;</p>
<p>Source: Splash News</p>
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		<title>Will Ferrell to bring out sunscreen range for charity</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 15:23:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sara</dc:creator>
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Funny guy actor Will Ferrell is bringing out his own range of sunscreens to raise money for charity.
Ferrell, 41, who has starred in hit films including Anchorman, Elf and Blades of Glory, has put his name to three lotions &#8211; Sexy Hot Tan, Sunstroke and Forbidden Fruit.
The campaign is raising money for Cancer For College, [...]]]></description>
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<p>Funny guy actor Will Ferrell is bringing out his own range of sunscreens to raise money for charity.</p>
<p>Ferrell, 41, who has starred in hit films including Anchorman, Elf and Blades of Glory, has put his name to three lotions &#8211; Sexy Hot Tan, Sunstroke and Forbidden Fruit.</p>
<p>The campaign is raising money for Cancer For College, a foundation that provides scholarships for cancer patients.</p>
<p>The three bottles will all feature different images of Ferrell with varying amounts of clothes on.</p>
<p>The actor said: &#8220;The bottle says it all. I&#8217;ve always dreamed of owning my own lotion company.&#8221;</p>
<p>Source: Splash News</p>
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		<title>Oscar-winning actress Emma Thompson has admitted she has more fun at funerals than at weddings</title>
		<link>http://www.newchatter.com/2009/05/26/oscar-winning-actress-emma-thompson-has-admitted-she-has-more-fun-at-funerals-than-at-weddings/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 19:02:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sara</dc:creator>
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Oscar-winning actress Emma Thompson has admitted she has more fun at funerals than at weddings.
Emma, 50, is starring in new film Last Chance Harvey with Dustin Hoffman, which centres around a wedding day.
She said: &#8220;I have never known a wedding where the bride and the groom aren&#8217;t sitting there fretting about who&#8217;s been invited and [...]]]></description>
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<p>Oscar-winning actress Emma Thompson has admitted she has more fun at funerals than at weddings.</p>
<p>Emma, 50, is starring in new film Last Chance Harvey with Dustin Hoffman, which centres around a wedding day.</p>
<p>She said: &#8220;I have never known a wedding where the bride and the groom aren&#8217;t sitting there fretting about who&#8217;s been invited and who&#8217;s not.&#8221;</p>
<p>Emma admitted she has more fun at a funeral.</p>
<p>She added: &#8220;I was at a wonderful funeral for my father-in-law.</p>
<p>&#8220;The only sad thing was that he was not there because he would have loved that party.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>George Clooney’s sweat to be used in making tofu</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 18:56:39 +0000</pubDate>
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The star’s sweat, which will supposedly be extracted from his used gym towels, might be used for the fabrication of tofu, or as the authors of this idea, none other that PETA, want to call it: CloFu. PETA wrote to George Clooney on the subject: &#8220;The technology actually exists to take your perspiration and make [...]]]></description>
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The star’s sweat, which will supposedly be extracted from his used gym towels, might be used for the fabrication of tofu, or as the authors of this idea, none other that PETA, want to call it: CloFu. PETA wrote to George Clooney on the subject: &#8220;The technology actually exists to take your perspiration and make it into George Clooney-flavored tofu (CloFu). Of course, your fans would swoon at the idea of eating CloFu but what interests us most is that we would attract many people who don&#8217;t try tofu because they worry that it would be bland or that they wouldn&#8217;t know how to cook it.&#8221; I think PETA is on to the fact that our nutritional resources are becoming quite limited and they’re trying to do something about it as to protect our furry little animal friends. Still, I do hope that George Clooney does not accept for a twist of this manner does not bode well for mankind.</p>
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		<title>Tina Fey may beat Sarah Palin for US Vice-Presidency</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 17:45:52 +0000</pubDate>
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Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin should thank her dear God that she is running the election campaign against Mr Biden and not the famous look-alike actress Tina Fey.
She might stand a chance of being elected against her present Democratic candidate but she had no chance against her impersonator Fey.
In her recent campaign rally in Florida, [...]]]></description>
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<p>Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin should thank her dear God that she is running the election campaign against Mr Biden and not the famous look-alike actress Tina Fey.</p>
<p>She might stand a chance of being elected against her present Democratic candidate but she had no chance against her impersonator Fey.</p>
<p>In her recent campaign rally in Florida, while referring to the mimic Tina Fey, Governor Sarah Palin shouted out at the crowd, “I love her, she’s a hoot and she’s so talented.”</p>
<p>Tina Fey has become one of the most talked about woman during US Presidential Elections 2008.</p>
<p>Tina Fey parodies the vice-presidential candidate in US comedy show Saturday Night Live.</p>
<p>Governor Sarah Palin’s mimicry by Tina Fey has also generated huge web traffic, billions of web clicks and millions of viewers.</p>
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		<title>Jennifer Love Hewitt is working out hard</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 17:39:53 +0000</pubDate>
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While a number of actors and actresses seem concerned for their ever-increasing weight and bulging tummies, Jennifer Love Hewitt has also sped up her workout routine.
It is neither the bulging tummy, nor the increasing weight which has compelled her to exert more but she thinks that she is getting older and needs more exercise to [...]]]></description>
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<p>While a number of actors and actresses seem concerned for their ever-increasing weight and bulging tummies, Jennifer Love Hewitt has also sped up her workout routine.</p>
<p>It is neither the bulging tummy, nor the increasing weight which has compelled her to exert more but she thinks that she is getting older and needs more exercise to stay in shape and away from the diseases.</p>
<p>While talking to the PEOPLE magazine she said, “I’m getting ready to turn 30 and get married and all those things. This year was my year to try to glow from within and feel better.”</p>
<p>Probably someone has told her that after marriage it becomes difficult to deliver the babies without well-toned abs as she said, “I’m perfecting my pushup right now and the plank pose is very inspiring – where you’re up on your elbows and your legs are out, and it’s just your stomach holding your body up. Very cool.”</p>
<p>I think that she is perfecting her body for sex in new and innovative positions.</p>
<p>Jennifer! Why don’t you buy a copy of Kama Sutra to try ‘very cool’ positions?</p>
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		<title>Kate Hudson is an Adventurer</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 19:20:58 +0000</pubDate>
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Girls can be aroused in different ways but Kate Hudson needs something thrilling and adventurous to start her motor.
The 29-year-old Kate Hudson recently shared her disastrous dating experiences while talking to the press for her newest comedy “My Best Friend’s Girl”.
Telling the account of her worst date, she said, “One date, I just left [...]]]></description>
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Girls can be aroused in different ways but Kate Hudson needs something thrilling and adventurous to start her motor.</p>
<p>The 29-year-old Kate Hudson recently shared her disastrous dating experiences while talking to the press for her newest comedy “My Best Friend’s Girl”.</p>
<p>Telling the account of her worst date, she said, “One date, I just left before we even ordered food because the guy was just so deeply boring that it was like, ‘I’m going to just save us from all of this and just leave’.”</p>
<p>The “How to Loose a Guy in 10 Days” actress expressed her idea of a fun date as, “I like to be surprised [with] something fun or something different, like racing cars &#8230; or miniature golf or something.” She further added afterwards, “If you’re going to go on a date, do it right, you know?”</p>
<p>She might be able to spend a fun date with Tarzan, Rambo or probably a gorilla!</p>
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		<title>Lily Allen Goes Goth</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Feb 2008 20:37:29 +0000</pubDate>
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Unless you’re going to a Halloween party or going trick or treating, black lipstick is just not that flattering on many people. And I’m sort of wondering whether her eyebrows were lightened or if it’s just the contrast with the lips but for sure, Lily Allen is one hot mess with this Goth look of [...]]]></description>
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<p>Unless you’re going to a Halloween party or going trick or treating, black lipstick is just not that flattering on many people. And I’m sort of wondering whether her eyebrows were lightened or if it’s just the contrast with the lips but for sure, Lily Allen is one hot mess with this Goth look of hers.</p>
<p>The singer unleashed her inner Goth at the Luella fashion show in London this week. I guess she’s styling herself according to her mood. It’s not a good thing girl. You better get yourself together before I go over there and whip your butt.</p>
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		<title>Britney&#8217;s Losing It Again</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 18:14:17 +0000</pubDate>
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And she wants everyone to be convinved that she&#8217;s such a good mother. Oh wait, maybe she can teach them what kind of girl to stay away from when they grow up.
Britney Spears headed out for some fun Friday night and was wrapped in a long coat.  As the night went by, she [...]]]></description>
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And she wants everyone to be convinved that she&#8217;s such a good mother. Oh wait, maybe she can teach them what kind of girl to stay away from when they grow up.</p>
<p>Britney Spears headed out for some fun Friday night and was wrapped in a long coat.  As the night went by, she slowly peeled away layer after layer of clothing. By the end of the night, she was down to a little red shirt that was practically falling off.</p>
<p>At least she kept her pants on and her legs closed!</p>
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		<title>Britney in a Wedding Dress</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2008 23:25:25 +0000</pubDate>
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Who said that you can only wear a wedding dress once and just for walking down the aisle? That may be the general rule but we’re all aware that when it comes to Britney Spears, there are no rules. People is reporting that the pop wreck was seen wearing her wedding dress from her walk [...]]]></description>
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<p>Who said that you can only wear a wedding dress once and just for walking down the aisle? That may be the general rule but we’re all aware that when it comes to Britney Spears, there are no rules. People is reporting that the pop wreck was seen wearing her wedding dress from her walk down the aisle with KFed while she was shopping for a new car with her pap friend.</p>
<p>Brit and her boy toy dropped by a Mercedes-Benz dealership so that the photographer can check out some new wheels and finally get rid of his rental car. A sales associate said that Brit was quiet and did not appear that she would be buying a car. It’s a miracle! She has a brain!</p>
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		<title>The Cookie Crumbles &#8211; Halle Berry</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 18:32:23 +0000</pubDate>
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All kids look away. Adults do not let children read this paragraph.
Do you remember the pivoting moment that changed you from an innocent child that believed in Father Christmas to a cynical adult who looks at Christmas as an expensive and stressful time of year? Well actress Halle Berry certainly does.
The stunning Catwoman star discovered [...]]]></description>
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<p>All kids look away. Adults do not let children read this paragraph.</p>
<p>Do you remember the pivoting moment that changed you from an innocent child that believed in Father Christmas to a cynical adult who looks at Christmas as an expensive and stressful time of year? Well actress Halle Berry certainly does.</p>
<p>The stunning Catwoman star discovered Santa wasn’t real by catching her mother eating the cookies; cookies that she had baked herself with the tubby legend in mind.</p>
<p>Halle said: &#8220;The day I saw my mum eating the Santa cookies on the plate was one of the most horrific days of my life. I never let her forget it. I had at least three more good years that I could have believed had she not been so careless.&#8221;</p>
<p>So mothers and fathers beware…the kids will hold a grudge if you are too careless.</p>
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