Halle’s Truckin’ On

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I can’t decide if she’s miserable or what! It seems like Halle Berry’s been preggers forever, but she’s not quite done yet. She looks like she’s ready to be done, like yesterday.

She stepped out yesterday in Beverly Hills with boyfriend/babymaker Gabriel Aubry. The two hung out at Bristol Farms, maybe in hopes of stirring baby to pop on out.

The Cookie Crumbles - Halle Berry

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All kids look away. Adults do not let children read this paragraph.

Do you remember the pivoting moment that changed you from an innocent child that believed in Father Christmas to a cynical adult who looks at Christmas as an expensive and stressful time of year? Well actress Halle Berry certainly does.

The stunning Catwoman star discovered Santa wasn’t real by catching her mother eating the cookies; cookies that she had baked herself with the tubby legend in mind.

Halle said: “The day I saw my mum eating the Santa cookies on the plate was one of the most horrific days of my life. I never let her forget it. I had at least three more good years that I could have believed had she not been so careless.”

So mothers and fathers beware…the kids will hold a grudge if you are too careless.

It’s a Boy for Halle!

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I hear ya anony…guess I am not the only one who heard her say that on The Tavis Smiley Show and other interviews. More of Halle Berry’s crazy bullshit. The cunt needs to have her diabetes checked with all the stupid and contradictory shit she’s been saying. Maybe she’s bored out of her gourd being pregnant and not working and needed to add to the weekly drama of her pregnancy watch since her move bombed at the box office. Since she has had a long string of bad luck since her divorce, it looks like her karma from her 18 years in the biz (the bitch can’t count either–she hasn’t been making movies/been on TV for 20 years), it will be interesting to see how things unfold. What’s next—Gay boy’s not really the father (joking)? Or will she put her foot in her mouth again. Or even god forbid (I hope she doesn’t) have a miscarriage and get rid of her paid sperm donor who she is so in love with (you know the dude is on her payroll). BTW the article was from Page Six and also said she adopted Benet’s kid-which fell through when she divorced Eric. She could be having a boy, guess we’ll have to wait until Feb/March whenever she’s due.