Oscar-winning actress Halle Berry has turned criminal. Don’t get too excited though because that’s just in the movies. Berry is set to play the role of real-life jewelry theft Doris Payne. Payne is infamous for her long career as an international jewel thief. She dressed herself up in fancy clothes as a ruse to steal high-priced jewelry from stores in broad daylight. Nobody would in fact suspect that this elegant lady is out to steal precious jewelry right from under the clerk’s nose. Payne was already 75 years old when she stole a diamond ring worth $36,000 from Neiman Marcus in 2005. The modus operandi was to try on as many jewelries as possible until the clerk gets confused. She is said to be an astute businesswoman and has expanded her illegal business to Monte Carlo and Switzerland.

The Doris Payne role is actually a great comeback for Berry after her pregnancy. She was not seen in the big screen for a while except for a recent hosting job. Payne is a classy thief, stealing only from well-known jewelry stores like Town and Country as well as Neiman Marcus. Using her good looks, sophisticated clothes and charm, Payne was able to trick clerks into offering her jewelries in a silver platter. Possessing these characteristics herself, Berry is indeed a perfect fit to play Payne.

One of the ever-continuing debates in the world of style, glamour and sex is that who is the sexiest woman alive at any particular time?

At this point of time, this question may be the most difficult one to answer.

With sizzling hot models and actresses like Kim Kardashian, Keeley Hazell, Angelina Jolie, Naomi Campbell, Paris Hilton, Marisa Miller, Eva Mendes, Victoria Beckham and many others sexy females it is becoming more and more difficult to clinch the top spot.

However there is one girl who can be titled as the World’s Sexiest Woman without a single second thought. She is the stunningly sexy Oscar-winning actress Halle Berry.

At 42 years of age, Halle Berry is named “Sexiest Woman Alive” by the men’s magazine Esquire.

She was flattered to win the title and said, “Being 42 and having just had a baby, I think I’ll take it. I share this title with every woman, because every woman is a nominee for it at any moment.”

In the article, Halle Berry described her idea of sexy, “Sexy is not about wearing sexy clothes or shaking your booty until you damn near get hip dysplasia; it’s about knowing that sexiness is a state of mind — a comfortable state of being.”

She revealed that spaghetti and wine turn her on big time.

Well! She surely has a heart of gold and a body of desire.

Finally! Here’s our first look at her very cute baby!

Unlike other Hollywood mothers who always make money out of their babies pictures, Halle Berry decided not to sell not to sell the baby pictures of her new daughter, Nahla Ariela.
Good for her! ( Everyone should follow suit and keep those precious ones to the family)

The Oscar winning mother took her bundle of joy out to the Los Angeles Zoo this weekend and the paparazzi we were able to get some good pictures of the tiny toddler.

I know I’m usually mean and all, but she’s way too cute!!!

I can’t decide if she’s miserable or what! It seems like Halle Berry’s been preggers forever, but she’s not quite done yet. She looks like she’s ready to be done, like yesterday.

She stepped out yesterday in Beverly Hills with boyfriend/babymaker Gabriel Aubry. The two hung out at Bristol Farms, maybe in hopes of stirring baby to pop on out.

All kids look away. Adults do not let children read this paragraph.

Do you remember the pivoting moment that changed you from an innocent child that believed in Father Christmas to a cynical adult who looks at Christmas as an expensive and stressful time of year? Well actress Halle Berry certainly does.

The stunning Catwoman star discovered Santa wasn’t real by catching her mother eating the cookies; cookies that she had baked herself with the tubby legend in mind.

Halle said: “The day I saw my mum eating the Santa cookies on the plate was one of the most horrific days of my life. I never let her forget it. I had at least three more good years that I could have believed had she not been so careless.”

So mothers and fathers beware…the kids will hold a grudge if you are too careless.

I hear ya anony…guess I am not the only one who heard her say that on The Tavis Smiley Show and other interviews. More of Halle Berry’s crazy bullshit. The cunt needs to have her diabetes checked with all the stupid and contradictory shit she’s been saying. Maybe she’s bored out of her gourd being pregnant and not working and needed to add to the weekly drama of her pregnancy watch since her move bombed at the box office. Since she has had a long string of bad luck since her divorce, it looks like her karma from her 18 years in the biz (the bitch can’t count either–she hasn’t been making movies/been on TV for 20 years), it will be interesting to see how things unfold. What’s next—Gay boy’s not really the father (joking)? Or will she put her foot in her mouth again. Or even god forbid (I hope she doesn’t) have a miscarriage and get rid of her paid sperm donor who she is so in love with (you know the dude is on her payroll). BTW the article was from Page Six and also said she adopted Benet’s kid-which fell through when she divorced Eric. She could be having a boy, guess we’ll have to wait until Feb/March whenever she’s due.