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Friday marked Jennier Love Hewitt’s 29th birthday. She and fiancee Ross McCall celebrated at steakhouse Morton’s in L.A.

As yet another mark of her lack of current hotness, only one paparazzi member showed up to capture the event. The picture taker said, “I just wanetd to wish you a happy birthday on behalf fof all the paparazzi. Unfortunately, the other 500 guys are on Britney right now.”

It’s a sad day when the psycho, has been gets more media coverage than you do. Sorry, Jen,but we like to see trainwrecks!

The bottom line is how good she is in the sack. We are all just guessing. I would take a girl who is not quite as hot as the others if she was better in the sack. JLH is attractive, but she isn’t attractive enough to where if she is not good in the sack she can overcome it via her looks. There are a few women that are so good looking that they can just lay there and it is worth it but JLH is not one of them. She’s trying a little too hard, but she looks lovely just the same. And that dress is killer; really shows of her beautiful curves. And the rack is back! (Not that I care about it, I’m a straight girl! But I can still admire!) She is one of my fav stars. She is so sweet and down to earth, and sexy/pretty in a natural way. I did like her better with longer hair. And her boyfriend looks like a real doof. But heck, he’s probably a nice guy, so I should just shut the hell up.