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Britney Spears has finally gotten what she’s lacked since January 3 – a visit from her two boys. People is reporting that the fallen pop star got to see her boys on Saturday when they were driven by ex-hubby Kevin Federline’s bodyguard to her Studio City home. And per the conditions of the agreement between her lawyers and KFed’s lawyers, Jamie Spears and a psychiatrist were also present for the visitation which is also said to be in a therapeutic setting. I wonder what she did with the boys. I also wonder whether they got to have any grandpa bonding time.

Britney Spears has finally attended a deposition when she was supposed to. The braless singer and her ‘manager’ Sam Lufti arrived at the offices of Kevin Federline’s lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan in Los Angeles at 10.45am on Mon and left around 1pm.

Britney, who reportedly spoke in a British accent, gave evidence in the couple’s prolonged child custody battle, answering questions about parenting, her drug and alcohol abuse and her ability to provide adequate care to her two young sons Sean Preston and Jayden James.

Britney’s attendance at the office follows a series of no-shows at previous appointments and court hearings. Is it a case of better late than never? And what is with the British accent?

Who said that you can only wear a wedding dress once and just for walking down the aisle? That may be the general rule but we’re all aware that when it comes to Britney Spears, there are no rules. People is reporting that the pop wreck was seen wearing her wedding dress from her walk down the aisle with KFed while she was shopping for a new car with her pap friend.

Brit and her boy toy dropped by a Mercedes-Benz dealership so that the photographer can check out some new wheels and finally get rid of his rental car. A sales associate said that Brit was quiet and did not appear that she would be buying a car. It’s a miracle! She has a brain!

Britney Spears has been banned from driving with her young sons in the same car after her ex-husband Kevin Federline’s attorney called an emergency court hearing to question her road skills. Kevin’s lawyer is not a “gangster lawyer”. The whole issue is the safety of the kids. Britney doesn’t seem to care about any of it. she blatantly disregards what she is being asked to do in order to even get back 50/50 custody.She is really messed up and I am beginning to believe the theory that she really does not want the kids. Hell…she just bought a new car that seats 2!I really wish the court would mandate her getting treated at a mental health facility outside of California. Maybe it will also mean that she’ll even stay home now those two days and one overnight she has the kids. Knowing her she’ll just leave them home with a nanny and the monitor and keep going out for her starbuck, gas station, taco bell, target, run etc. But I hope not.

Apparently the court is willing to bet that Britney Spears is already a little stronger than yesterday. Two days after losing custody of her two sons to her ex-husband, a family court commissioner granted the troubled pop star monitored visitation rights with two-year-old Sean Preston and year-old Jayden James. It’s funny someone mentioned that they hope this doesn’t turn to tragedy…I was just telling someone that the people and paparazzi won’t be happy until this girl kills herself. Hope Brit’s mom still loves the fact that she whored out her daughter as a child so she could be a megastar and take care of the rest of the family that doesn’t work (except for the other daughter she’s getting checks from). Her mom makes me sick. Now where is her mom when Britney is facing all these charges and facing the worst crisis in her life, she must still be checking that bank account balance to see how many years of reserves she has to fulfill her dreams?

The ex-husband of Britney Spears has been fired from an upcoming film starring Keanu Reeves. The dancer turned wannabe actor reportedly had a small role in the film titled “The Night Watchman”. It’s reported that he has been fired but was not informed of his dismissal until he showed up for wardrobe. That’s incredibly unprofessional and rude to wait that long to tell somebody they no longer have a job. Federline’s people have declined to comment but a rep for Fox Searchlight denies that he ever had a role in the film at all. Kevin Federline has really been dished his share of crap over the last year or two. I don’t think he’s ever going to get a fair shake in Hollywood. The labels will always hang over his head. Perhaps he should say goodbye to Tinsel Town and try to raise his kids in a normal life. Get out before it’s too late.

She is a classic addict: “She buys puppies, because they fulfill some desperate need inside her, but the thrill is short-lived, so she goes back and gets another one. She goes out drinking and clubbing because it anesthetizes her and dulls the pain.” She may or may not be mentally ill, but she is definitely textbook addict. AJ McLean (a recovering drug/alcohol abuser) has spoken about it, too. She’s a bloody mess and needs help. But she won’t get it til she bottoms out. As a goss blogger, I love the fodder she gives me. But I hate watching her self-destruct. I truly would be happy never to have another Britney story, if it meant she got cleaned up and sober, and became a good mother. Frankly there is a limit to how much fun we can poke at a person and feel nice about it, after a while there is a sense of self realization that it’s not making much fun anymore and we need to forget about Britney from now onwards.