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Guys it’s time to get your Jamie Oliver act together — Kylie Minogue says the way to her heart is through her stomach.

The single Aussie star, 40, has said she’s on the hunt for a fella who’s a dab hand in the kitchen. Pop princess Kylie admitted: “I’m good at running around the kitchen posing and looking pretty, but I’m afraid I’m a useless cook. It’s just something I have never done. It’s one thing a man has to be able to do. If he can cook then he’s off to a good start with me.”

Kylie — who split from French actor Olivier MArtinez, 42, last year — also confirmed she’s still a free agent despite snaps of the pair cuddling in Paris this week.

Kylie, who is on a UK tour, said: “I defy any man or woman not to find Olivier attractive. It was good to catch up and we’re still good friends, but there was nothing more in it than that.”

Kylie Minogue and Olivier Martinez may be back together. We have had reports that the pair recently enjoyed a two-day reunion in Paris, where the lurve was said to be blossoming as beautifully as springtime blooms.

An onlooker was quoted: “They were pouring their hearts out to each other and were very intimate.”

Also a member of Olivier’s family said: “She has always described him as the love of her life.”

While neither Kylie nor Olivier has confirmed a reunion of the hearts, we are waiting with baited breath for a whisper of any sort to say yay or nay.

Celebrities who want a turn at being an entrepreneur usually go to the fragrances route but everyone is pretty much over it especially when their products stink. Kylie Minogue is the most recent celebrity entrepreneur but before who pinch your nose, apparently, she’s over the perfumes too!

The Australian singer is coming out with her own bed linen collection instead. ‘Kylie at Home’ will debut later this year. How would you like to be in bed with Kylie? If she’s giving us sheets, maybe a condom line should be in the works too so people will be safe as they roll in between her sheets.

Well I know that every guy I spoke to regarding TV plans for Christmas day had scheduled a viewing of the Dr Who special. Most of them had never shown an interest in the series before. I was puzzled, until I realised that this was the episode Kylie Minogue was to make an appearance in.

It seems that the majority of the male population thought the same too. Kylie’s guest appearance on the show boosted ratings higher than they have ever been since its revival.

A massive 12.2 million people tuned in to watch the Dr Who special; which is half the available audience. An upgrade on last year where the Christmas special managed to lure in 37% of the audience.

Whether her acting was any good I couldn’t tell you. Personally I was too busy doing what you do best at Christmas – eating lots of chocolate. Good or not it seemed to do the job though.

Oh dear. Kylie Minogue has been publicly disgraced, according to a report today. Famous waxwork modellers, Madame Tussauds recently unveiled a sculpture of the singer in a racy position; causing our mini Aussie to feel “mortified and humiliated”.

The waxwork depicted Kylie on all fours, with her famous booty in the air. Claiming that she was not consulted about the model; the pop artist insists she did not approve of it.

But Kylie; you aren’t humiliated when you wear next to nothing on stage, nor when you strike these poses that give the idea that a position such as this would depict you correctly. So why are you surprised?

The admission comes after the unveiling of a brand new statue in her native Australia. This depicts her in nothing but a burlesque body stocking and red high heels. But she hasn’t complained about this one! Hmmm…

In retaliation to the response from the artist, the waxwork was replaced by a more modest model earlier this year; making Kylie to be the only person other than the QUEEN to have four waxwork models sculpted. She is cuter than the queen so we’ll let her have that one huh?