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Lucky Lily Allen’s living the good life with a brand new love. They had plenty to Smile about as they strolled in East London yesterday in matching trackies.

On Friday night Lily and her new man dined with a pal at the Nobu eaterie and were next seen coming out of her flat yesterday morning.

The 22-year-old singer’s RayBan-wearing mystery man was making her laugh—lifting the dark cloud she’s been under since suffering a miscarriage in January and then splitting from Chemical Brothers boyfriend Ed Simmons.

An onlooker said: “There were lots of smiles—it was so sweet.”

Unless you’re going to a Halloween party or going trick or treating, black lipstick is just not that flattering on many people. And I’m sort of wondering whether her eyebrows were lightened or if it’s just the contrast with the lips but for sure, Lily Allen is one hot mess with this Goth look of hers.

The singer unleashed her inner Goth at the Luella fashion show in London this week. I guess she’s styling herself according to her mood. It’s not a good thing girl. You better get yourself together before I go over there and whip your butt.

It seems Britney’s doctor has deemed her ok to leave. She was placed on a 14 day hold that only he could release her from. But today, she left the hospital quietly this afternoon. She was later seen leaving her home in Summit Circle.

No one has made any official comment as of yet. There is still a restraining order keeping Sam Lufti far away from her, so maybe that will help. It isn’t known yet if she will be doing outpatient treatment or not.

It comes as some relief to know that Britney is being kept away from the men who seem to make her crazy. It has been said that her father had taken out a restraining order against Sam Lufti. Now it appears that they aren’t letting Adnan Ghalib, her crazy cook lover, in either. Apparently he arrived at the UCLA Medical Center laden with gifts and flowers for Brit-Brit. Sources say, though, that Momma Spears wouldn’t let him in. Allegedly, Lynne turned him away. He stood around for about thirty minutes but finally left without seeing her. It might be a good move for him; if he stays away and she stays crazy, no one can keep blaming him for it!

And I use the term ladies loosely….and to mean the old women! Seems Demi isn’t the only hot mama that’s robbing the cradle.

Move over Ashton - you’re not the only boy who can score with the older crowd. Seems model Elle MacPherson is dating a 21 year old named Vito Schnabel. He is an art dealer and the son of director Julian Schnabel. Sources say, “Everyone in London is buzzing about it.”

After three days without sleep and nights spent talking to trees, troubled star Britney Spears is in official meltdown. Her psychiatrist paid her a midnight call and is thought to be trying to have her sectioned under the Mental Health act once again for her own safety.

Mum Lynne and manager, Sam Lufti, are currently in the house with Britney, who is said to inert, unresponsive and confused.

This new breakdown comes after Britney went on a 5am shopping trip to buy Red Bull and constipation pills before continuing her habit of driving aimlessly around Los Angeles all night in her new car.

At one point she stopped inexplicably in the middle of a canyon road, clambered from the Mercedes and confessed to the waiting photographers she was dizzy, afraid and wanted to go home. She then padded into the forest making strange faces and muttering to the trees in her new mock British accent.

The psychiatrist was told about the driving and decided she must be hospitalised on another “5150 hold” - which her manager agrees with.

Poor Britney. Incidentally, boyfriend Adnan is nowhere to be seen.

Ok I know the world and his wife are probably sick to the back teeth of the Britney Spears and Adnan Ghalib saga. I know I pretty much am. However the man just keeps pushing to the point where you can’t help but comment on it.

Just a month into their relationship, Adnan claims to ‘risk’ Britney never speaking to him again to allegedly clear his name. In reality what he is doing is creating more scandal, and money-making opportunities, by lifting the lid on their affair and telling all to two US TV shows.

Whilst refuting claims he’s trying to sell pictures of Britney, the snapper went as far as to compare them to tragic couple Princess Diana and Dodi Fayed and claiming that the star wants to have a baby with him after being banned from seeing her own kids. He also played private voicemail messages from Britney.

He insisted he is speaking out merely to clear his name and slammed reports he is exploiting Britney to rake in cash, denying he made any financial gain from the interviews. But he admitted it could mean the fallen starlet never speaks to him again, and shatter his dreams of marrying her. Adnan also slammed critics who have questioned his relationship with the chart-topper, saying they do not want her to find true happiness, “Whatever it takes. Scandal sells”.

Scandal sells huh? Well you would know Adnan…

Britney Spears has finally attended a deposition when she was supposed to. The braless singer and her ‘manager’ Sam Lufti arrived at the offices of Kevin Federline’s lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan in Los Angeles at 10.45am on Mon and left around 1pm.

Britney, who reportedly spoke in a British accent, gave evidence in the couple’s prolonged child custody battle, answering questions about parenting, her drug and alcohol abuse and her ability to provide adequate care to her two young sons Sean Preston and Jayden James.

Britney’s attendance at the office follows a series of no-shows at previous appointments and court hearings. Is it a case of better late than never? And what is with the British accent?

Amy Winehouse may have just opened up a new can of worms. She’s now just as bad as Pete Doherty and she needs to put an end to her self-destructive behavior if she doesn’t want to end up dead or in jail.

UK’s The Sun has just published shocking picture’s of Wino smoking crack at a party in London this past weekend. Just like Kate Moss, the signer was secretly videotaped at a drug-fueled bash at her house last Friday night. In addition to inhaling some crack from her glass pipe, Wino also snorted powdered ecstasy and cocaine and even admitted to popping six Valium pills to “bring myself down” as the paper is reporting.

Jessica Simpson is being blamed for her boyfriend Tony Romo’s less than impressive last few games with the Dallas Cowboys and someone thinks that it’s just not fair. Surprisingly enough, it’s Jessica’s ex John Mayer who comes to her defense. The sensitive yet cocky rocker posted a blog on his website defending Jess entitled “Don’t Ex with Texas”.

He goes to say that “All witty barbs, blogs, and fashion policing aside, that girl loves Texas more than you know. It’s one of her most defining traits as a person. So please don’t try and take that away from her. (You probably wouldn’t be able to, but it’s less work for all involved.)”

Another custody hearing has been scheduled on Monday and it is being said that it could be one of the most important days in the life of Britney Spears. Although she is not legally required to show up in court, the pop wreck needs to show her face to the judge and explain herself is she’s got any hope of getting her kids back. People are saying that if she doesn’t show or if she is uncooperative, it could be the end for her custody case.

Furthermore, police sources say that Commissioner Scott Gordon will hear firsthand eyewitness accounts of last Thursday’s breakdown from LAPD, fire fighters and paramedics who were on the scene. And we all know that’s not going to be a pretty picture.

Forget Superman, we can go one better - Super-Mama. Post-baby Katie Holmes looks like she has been spending some serious time in the gym lately.

Appearing at a Hollywood awards show, the stunning actress looks a million miles away from the gangly, baby-faced Joey character of Dawson’s Creek. Dressed in an asymmetric toga-style gown covered in sequins, Katie, who famously ran the New York marathon in November last year without a bra, looked amazing as she showed of her new muscular physique.

One onlooker said, “Katie’s arms looked like they were made of steel. There was no fat whatsoever. She’s certainly giving Madonna a run for her money in the muscles department.”

So have you seen the so-called “suggestive” pictures of Miley Cyrus that have surfaced online? She was captured on film passing a piece of licorice to a friend - with her teeth. And since it was a female friend, the pervs decided to make something of it.

Her story? She was just having some sleepover fun. Anyone who’s been to a slumber party knows that you do some stupid stuff. And Miley is in this for fun.

She said, “What I decided before I came out to L.A. and started working was the minute I didn’t have fun was the minute I go home. I don’t want to go home, and I don’t want to not do what I do, because I love it, but this…it’s Satan attacking.”

Parents everywhere let out a collective sigh of relief that their daughters will still have a non-bisexual, non-pregnant role model.

There’s some new development in the Britney Spears custody case. An order has been obtained and sources say that you have to read between the lines but it pretty much says that Commissioner Scott Gordon has ordered the pop wreck to sit for her deposition. Britney failed to show for her original scheduled depo a few weeks back saying that she was ill. But she was spotted later that night partying it up. It’s what prompted KFed’s lawyer to subpoena the paparazzi video of her partying that same night.

Sources say that Britney will take the oath and submit to the deposition by the first week of January.

While we are all enamored with Turk and Carla on Scrubs, in real life, Donald Faison dates CaCee Cobb, the best friend of none other than Jessica Simpson.  So, what’s his take on Jess’s obsession with Tony Romo?

Donald actually likes the two of them together.  Will they be hooking up for cozy couples only dinners together now?  Maybe not.  Donald says, “CaCee and I prefer to keep our relationship away from the glitz and cameras.  But he is a great guy.”

They did spend some time together when the two couples met to help CaCee celebrate her thirtieth birthday at Teddy’s nightclub.  Donald continued about Tony, “I think he’s really, really, really smart.  He’s a really genuine guy.”

Jessica with a smart guy?  It’s a good thing because we all know she’s a few fries short of a Happy Meal.

I remember sitting up, watching reruns, and dreaming about marrying the hunky Scott Baio. Of course, that was before I realized that he was more my mom’s age than my own.

For those of you who watch reality TV, you may have seen VH1’s reality show featuring Scott. It was called, simply, Scott Baio is 45…and Single. Sad life.

Well, now he’s not quite so single anymore. (Not to mention the fact that he’s now 46!). Scott finally married longtime sweethear Renee Sloan. They had small, private ceremony in Los Angeles on Saturday.

At the wedding were close friends and family, including Renee’s 18-year-old daughter from a previous relationship and Scott and Renee’s newborn daughter, whose name is still unknown by the media.

Scott and Renee met years ago at the Playboy Mansion and dated off and on throughout the late 1990s. They remained friends and became romantically involved again about two years ago. In the past Scott didn’t think he was marriage material. Now, however, he’s in for life.

We’ve seen Angelina Jolie head into third world countries in hopes of helping them recoup losses. Now we see the other half of Hollywood’s most beautiful couple heading out at home.

Brad Pitt spent Monday in the Lower 9th Ward of New Orleans for his “Make It Right Project”. The project will push for the building of 150 environmentally homes that will be affordable to residents who were uprooted after Hurricane Katrina. This area is one of the poorest regions in the city and was the site of some of the worst flooding caused by Katrina in 2005.

Pitt is seeking pledges to help with the work. He has agreed to match up to $5 billion in contributions with billionaire Steve Bing agreeing to do the same.

The area surrounding Pitt and the onlookers was lined wit hot pink tents marking where the homes would stand. Brad said they chose pink because “it screams the loudest. It says people are coming back.”

Kudos to you, Brad, for using your celebrity status to push for something good!

Any of my readers already know that I get a bid fed up with reporting stars’ drug, violence or alcohol issues, and get really pleased when I can tell you all about weddings, births and engagements. Well, this is me really happy…announcing yet another engagement in the star struck world.

Despite conflicting claims that she had turned down the proposal, Delta Goodrem has accepted the offer of being “his lawful wedded wife” from former Westlife singer, Brian McFadden. Original news had claimed she said she felt too young to settle down, but the couple are eager to quell these rumours; proud to announce their forthcoming nuptials.

Big congratulations to the happy couple, I love it when cheerful news is afloat. We await eagerly more news of the wedding.

Will Smith is trying to look modest. He recently declared to the press that he doesn’t find himself too talented. He only feels he has a bit of talent but he puts so much work into it that it seems like it’s a lot.

Starts always try to make affirmations like that and try to look all glamorous and common. But the truth is that no matter how hard they would try they will never convince ant of us they are and behave like the rest of the world. What he calls work others would call it dream come true, where he complains he is working too hard, others would breath at ease they can finally take a break from their effortful job and do something with their minds for a change.

Oh dear. Kylie Minogue has been publicly disgraced, according to a report today. Famous waxwork modellers, Madame Tussauds recently unveiled a sculpture of the singer in a racy position; causing our mini Aussie to feel “mortified and humiliated”.

The waxwork depicted Kylie on all fours, with her famous booty in the air. Claiming that she was not consulted about the model; the pop artist insists she did not approve of it.

But Kylie; you aren’t humiliated when you wear next to nothing on stage, nor when you strike these poses that give the idea that a position such as this would depict you correctly. So why are you surprised?

The admission comes after the unveiling of a brand new statue in her native Australia. This depicts her in nothing but a burlesque body stocking and red high heels. But she hasn’t complained about this one! Hmmm…

In retaliation to the response from the artist, the waxwork was replaced by a more modest model earlier this year; making Kylie to be the only person other than the QUEEN to have four waxwork models sculpted. She is cuter than the queen so we’ll let her have that one huh?

Former model and Dancing With the Stars contestant Heather Mills McCartney is seeking millions of dollars in her divorce from former Beatle Paul McCartney. As she does so, she berates the rich in the world, calling them “misers and snobs.”

She married McCartney in 2002 and had their only child Beatrice in 2003. They separated last year with McCartney filing for divorce on the grounds of “unreasonable behavior” from his wife.

Mills McCartney made the berating comments during a 90-minute speech she gave to the debating society of Trinity College in Dublin.

She says she only befriended the rich people of the world because she felt she needed to do that if she wanted the chance to change the world.

She is quoted as saying, “Sadly, you have to mix at a certain level of people to raise the level of funds you need to bring about the greater good. Because people are very snobby. These people who have lots of money, they’re either snobby or they’re stingy. If you have lots of money, you have to be stingy - because why would you want that amount of money?”

Hmmm….but yet she WANTS that amount of money in her divorce settlement? She must be snobby….or stingy.

We heard just a few days ago about Nicole Kidman fearing for her life in a chase from the paparazzi. Britney Spears has been forced to run a red light to avoid pursuit of photographers; causing reason for courts to ban her from driving her children around. Finally a star has spoken out against them.

George Clooney took a break from his bike ride with girlfriend Sarah Larson on Friday to give the snappers hot on his heel a piece of his mind. Just two months ago the star suffered a broken rib after a car collided with his Harley Davidson; and Clooney vents his frustration at the lengths some of the paparazzi will go to, to “do their jobs”.

“You can drive all you want, you can take my picture all you want, but what you cannot do is put people in danger,” The Oscar winner was caught on videotape climbing off his motorcycle and taking down the license plate details of his followers.

Well girls, we thought he was gorge anyway right? Now he’s the knight in shining armor against those horrible annoying snappers. You go George. All together now…and swoon.

Britney Spears has been banned from driving with her young sons in the same car after her ex-husband Kevin Federline’s attorney called an emergency court hearing to question her road skills. Kevin’s lawyer is not a “gangster lawyer”. The whole issue is the safety of the kids. Britney doesn’t seem to care about any of it. she blatantly disregards what she is being asked to do in order to even get back 50/50 custody.She is really messed up and I am beginning to believe the theory that she really does not want the kids. Hell…she just bought a new car that seats 2!I really wish the court would mandate her getting treated at a mental health facility outside of California. Maybe it will also mean that she’ll even stay home now those two days and one overnight she has the kids. Knowing her she’ll just leave them home with a nanny and the monitor and keep going out for her starbuck, gas station, taco bell, target, run etc. But I hope not.

I hear ya anony…guess I am not the only one who heard her say that on The Tavis Smiley Show and other interviews. More of Halle Berry’s crazy bullshit. The cunt needs to have her diabetes checked with all the stupid and contradictory shit she’s been saying. Maybe she’s bored out of her gourd being pregnant and not working and needed to add to the weekly drama of her pregnancy watch since her move bombed at the box office. Since she has had a long string of bad luck since her divorce, it looks like her karma from her 18 years in the biz (the bitch can’t count either–she hasn’t been making movies/been on TV for 20 years), it will be interesting to see how things unfold. What’s next—Gay boy’s not really the father (joking)? Or will she put her foot in her mouth again. Or even god forbid (I hope she doesn’t) have a miscarriage and get rid of her paid sperm donor who she is so in love with (you know the dude is on her payroll). BTW the article was from Page Six and also said she adopted Benet’s kid-which fell through when she divorced Eric. She could be having a boy, guess we’ll have to wait until Feb/March whenever she’s due.

Rosie O’Donnell is planning to broadcast a new show on her website, just days after scrapping her TV comeback. The star had started negotiations to front a new talk show on cable network MSNBC that would compete directly with CNN icon Larry King’s nightly broadcast. But O’Donnell revealed the deal is off earlier this week. She is just a big mouthed bully. She has nothing nice to say about anyone anymore. She has become so mean, who in their right mind wants to listen to her? She has shown she really isn’t too bright; her arguments really make no sense. I think that picture of her poor kid dressed up with a gun says it all. She can protest anything she wants, but then turn around and say, oh well its ok for my kid to play with it for now. She just sucks.

Pale-faced Nicole Kidman says she stays out of the sun and wears tons of sunscreen because the sun is her enemy…just kidding. Kidman says she stays out of the sun to avoid skin damage, which is probably why she has such luminous skin. Actually, my dad had a very rare form of skin cancer that the doctor told my brother and myself we could easily get it as well. One of the things we were told is STAY OUT OF THE SUN! Of course at the time, we lived in Arizona and since then have relocated. You can put on all the sunscreen you want, but you still have to be careful. Okay fine if she has skin cancer, do what the docs have asked you to do and take care of that pale looking skin of yours’. This also shows that our celebrities are just as human as we are, they to have to face medical problems and it’s as tough for them as it is for us. Hope she can get the condition sorted out because disease is like cancer is very tough to over come.

Unlucky at love singer/actress Jessica Simpson has expressed interest in finding a man from Boston. “I think Boston has cute boys,” she tells Extra. “I need a Boston man. A Boston man is closest to a Southern man, I believe.” I’m not a big fan, but at least she has enough sense to stay out of trouble and take advantage of the opportunities she gets. Her singing/movie career ain’t happening, but she makes her money selling the shoes, swimwear, extensions and Proctiv. Unlike some of colleagues, she seems to understand this is not gonna last forever and she needs to strike while the iron is hot. So while everybody else is going to court/jail/or rehab, she is going to the bank. Look at the others that are singers just like her from Amy to Britney all are either druggies or jail bound or in courts fighting for custody. At least the same cannot be said for Jessica, she is out there doing her stuff and that’s the best way to live a life.

Being pregnant is not something that would stop any expecting mommy from having fun on Halloween. Christina Aguilera is prime example of that when she came out to party as a Spider Queen with her husband dressing up as Count Dracula.
Christina and her record label exec hubby Jordan Bratman dressed their spookiest for a Halloween Party at Hyde Night Club in Hollywood on Wednesday. Christina wore a spider hat, a cape and even had a sparkly spider web design which emphasized her baby bump.

The singer is reportedly due with her first child this January which would mean that she’s already in her last trimester of pregnancy.

I feel this girl has great need to have a mentor right now. Obviously she has lost faith in herself. She wants to be validated as okay, because her ex was someone that she thought would be part of her life forever. Now that they are divorced, she feels like a failure and feels “why try to be a better person, I am a failure, so why even try”?
I wish I could just take this girl and bring her into my home secretly so the public wouldn’t hound her. She may be a big star always in the publics’ eye; however that doesn’t mean it is truely what she’s happy with. Right now she’s in a bad place emotionally and has lost all faith in herself that she is worth having anything good. She loves her boys but has lost the way to prove it to the world that she does. She needs help. I am in school now and we study different psychological disorders and she needs one-on-one help with someone who will not judge her, nor be overwhelmed by her star image. She is a person first, a mother second and star last.

Celine Dion has vowed never to drink alcohol because she is terrified she could fall victim to an addiction. The singer - who has credited her marriage to her manager Rene Angelil, 65, for keeping her away from the party scene - says cases of alcoholism in her family have put her off booze. Yeah only stupid people with more shit than brain cells in their head do not learn from other’s mistakes and then when they make mistakes themselves they then too fail to learn and more often than not plunge themselves in the sea of alcohol. Look at my friends for instance, one of them has been hospitalized on 2 occasions for excessive drinking and we had to call his parents at one point but yet he say he cannot start a meal before he has gulped down some trash beer. I know beer is not harmful but then slowly it becomes an addiction that stays on for ever. It’s been seven years since I quit alcohol and today I never ever feel like tasting it again.